An arab at the airport:

- "Name?"

- "Abdul Rhazib."

- "Sex?"

- "Five to ten times a week."

- "No. I mean male or female?"

- "Male, female and sometimes camel."

- "Holy cow...!"

- "Yes, cow, sheep. Animals in general."

- "But isn't that hostile?"

- "Horsestyle, doggystyle. Any style."

- "Oh dear!"

- "No! No deer. Deer run too fast!!"